Name:
Mr Vaughn Rock

Instrument:
Vocals / Distorted Bass

Gear:
BC Rich Beast
Rockit Head
Peavey Black Widow Cabinet
Strings that go 'plunk!'
Danelectro Fabtone distortion pedal
Jockey Jr. underpants

How you joined HUMAN:
I woke up one morning and I was in Human. Haven't been able to get up since.

Distinguishing features:
One bollock hangs lower than the other.
Born with strange deformity growing on top of neck.

Favourite cake:
Fuck Off cake.

Favourite words:
Arse, feck, ponkotsu, pussy, groovy, motorbike, pigfucker

Place you'd most like to visit:
The inside of Kirsten Dunsts' panties. mmmm

What you like to do in your spare time:
Playing World Of Warcraft, sitting around on my arse, avoiding housework, avoiding gardening, avoiding cooking, playing in a silly heavy metal band, rooting, rodgering and rampaging, riding my Velocoped.

What do you drive:
1996 Mitsubishi Magna wagon
1968 BSA B44 Velocoped

What is your day job:
Bull wanker for the local burrough council.

Celebrity you'd least like to meet:
Hans Brix (he breaks my balls!)

Words of wisdom:
If you can't larf at yourself then someone else will.