SCOTT SPATCHER-HARRISON	VOCALS / LEAD GUITARS
Gear: Ibanez T 42 Ibanez JS 1000 Ibanez S 470 Peavey Transtube 212 Kent Armstrong Motherbucker pickups Shite cabinets Ernie Ball strings How you joined HUMAN: Kidnapped by gypsies and sold to Vaughn (daddy). Distinguishing features: Cleft buttocks Pert rack Favourite cake: Louise cake, covered in shit Favourite words: Shave, car, badge, nibble Place you'd most like to visit: The Muppet Theatre What you like to do in your spare time: I dig holes. Lots and lots of holes. Then I fill them with lemonade and count to ten. What do you drive: A van. Possibly the nicest one in the enitre village. What is your day job: I wank bulls for the local burrough council. Celebrity you'd least like to meet: Any one of the Baldwins. Words of wisdom: If you annoy as many people in the world as you can, as constantly as you can, and in as many ways as you can, then everyone will dislike you and kill you. So look sharp.