VOCALS / RHYTHM GUITARS

Name:
Kezz Brewster

Instrument:
Vocals / Rhythm Guitar

Gear:
Ibanez RG 2228
Ibanez S520EX
Peavey 5150 MkII
EMG Pickups
Too Many Strings

How you joined HUMAN:
Talent spotted at Air Guitar champs

Distinguishing features:
Fantastic sideburns
Scars for the ladies

Favourite cake:
Carrot cake with cream cheese icing

Favourite words:
Giggity, oops, antidisestabloishmentarianism, bollocks, arseburgers

Place you'd most like to visit:
Team J Craft Factory

What you like to do in your spare time:
Piss around on ProTools, watch movies, find new cool places to have brekkie

What do you drive:
Mazda, Mitsubishi, most fellow musicians up the wall with my incessant razor sharp wit!

What is your day job:
Bull wanking for the local burrough council, actually

Celebrity you'd least like to meet:
George Michael in a public toilet

Words of wisdom:
Why spend millions of dollars 'idiot proofing' everything when you you can rip the safety labels off of everything and let nature take care of the rest... Darwin is the MAN!